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 Put on your big girl panties & deal with it.
| |  Behind every successful woman is herself.
| |  Dog come when they're called, cats take a message.
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 I know I'm in my own little world but it's ok they know me here.
| |  I'm on a 30 day diet & so far i've lost 15 days.
| |  It's all about me.
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 Amazing, you hang something in your closet for a while & it shrinks two sizes.
| |  Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out-I can usually keep the bitch quiet with chocolate.
| |  Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes. It's our job to stomp om them until they mature into something you would have dinner with.
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 "I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think...that's not going to happen." Rita Rudner
| |  I want to be Barbi - That bitch has everything.
| |  Always spend more than your husband makes - it wil keep him morivated
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 Raising teenagers is about as easy as nailing jello to a tree. -SOLD OUT
| |  I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
| |  The term "working mother" is redundant.
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 I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
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