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Put on your big girl panties & deal with it. 
|  | Behind every successful woman is herself.
|  | Dog come when they're called, cats take a message. 
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I know I'm in my own little world but it's ok they know me here.
|  | I'm on a 30 day diet & so far i've lost 15 days.
|  | It's all about me.
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Amazing, you hang something in your closet for a while & it shrinks two sizes.
|  | Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out-I can usually keep the bitch quiet with chocolate. 
|  | Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes. It's our job to stomp om them until they mature into something you would have dinner with.
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"I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think...that's not going to happen." Rita Rudner
|  | I want to be Barbi - That bitch has everything.
|  | Always spend more than your husband makes - it wil keep him morivated
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Raising teenagers is about as easy as nailing jello to a tree. -SOLD OUT
|  | I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
|  | The term "working mother" is redundant.
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I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
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