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Because I'm pregnant - that's why.
| | I know I'm in my own little world but it's ok they know me here.
| | I want to be Barbi, that bitch has everything.
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Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out. I can usually keep the bitch quiet with chocolate.
| | Always spend more money than your husband makes it will keep him motivated.
| | Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Wine a Little, You'll Feel Better
| | Eat, Drink and Be Married..
| | We're not getting older dahling - just more experienced.
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Some say the glass is 1/2 empty, some say the glass is 1/2 full; I say, are you going to drink that.
| | I drink more to make other people more interesting.
| | The positive side to memory loss, you meet new people every day.
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Never let a few facts stand in the way of a good story.
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